… He is making some very good points.
I’m going to start calling cow’s four legged boobs.
also dont forget that he hit sam in the junk with a ball on a japanese gameshow and the put him in a herpes commercial
The two of you just essentially summarized his entire character congratulations
blueeyedangel-greeneyedhunter:
Dear Metatron,
I hope you step on a lego.
Regards, the Supernatural Fandom
I love how - I hope you step on a lego - is the absolute worst thing we can think of
Dear Metatron,
I hope you lose the dog in your monopoly set.
Regards, the Supernatural Fandom.
shit’s gettin’ real
Dear Metatron,
may all your bacon burn
Regards, the Supernaturalfandom
Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.
me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: ew
dad: what?
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
dad: john.
